Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Woody Allen
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  1. To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy,...

  2. Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

  3. I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

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